Cult of Nello

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Nello

We are missing the Nello man. We are sending out open invite to World Championship towel flicking contest, this time it is being held in Weston-Super-Mare this summer.

We are creating this poem for him.

Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
He is groovy chicken man who is very Mello
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
He is liking lots of cocks
Because Mello man he rocks!
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
We are groovey chicks, man, saying hello hello
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
He has strong wrists sure towel it is he flicks
Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello
He has big feet sure rythmn it is he beat
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello.

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Saturday, February 03, 2007

February


After the sad loss of our favourite towel we are happy to report we are being given grant to buy new tea towels. We eagerly are shopping for right towel, hopefully with a cock on it or some thing for our next competition. We are needing to train really hard for this year's tea-towel flicking contest. After coming 8th last we are hoping to get in top 5. We are hoping Nello will make an appearance...