Scandal! infamy! Towels!

We are deep under the covers in emeny space. Much troubles have been coming to us. First there was attempt to beesmirch our good name and deny us place in world championships. We note Nello was not there. Lucky for him he was not. There were ugly people about and he is better to be safe in Edinburg with is doctor ladyfriend and Cakes.

So there were insisting that we would be in different sections at the same time. Gretchen at 10.00 in wet towel flick heats in Arena A and me (Heidi) in dry linen towel heat in Arena B at same time. We are saying this is impossible and they are not re-arranging and we are saying this is prejudice and they are saying we are have had our way too long but we are saying it is not our fault we are conjoined...

We are not liking Milton Keynes. Then we are finding out that Otto van Leibniz is behind it all. He had escaped from his bars and was hiding out in Edinburgh learning the illegal Tunnock Manouvre!!! He has been intercepting our post to the Mello Nello man! We were sending him recording of our lovely Nello song. We were getting no reply so we were very sad at this. We thought maybe Nello did not like his fans no more. It now seems Otto was in the way!

So Otto disguised himself as judge at World Towel Flicking Championship under name of Mr H.O.B. Nobb from Basingstoke. He was wearing fake moustaches as well. He was changing all the heat times and divisions and making new rules for wet and dry tea towel and linen and cotton divisions where there were none before. He is very bad man!!!

But we were on to him. His fake moustache was flapping as he devoured a chicken leg licking his fat greasy lips and throwing bone away. Yes we saw him as he really was. We are telling the other judges but they are not convinced. Only Ivan Richteavich is agreeing. When they noticed he had thrown a beach towel over the tea-time biscuits claiming them all for himself the English judges were suspicious that he was not an Englishman. Underneath the towel the biscuits were all eaten and his chocolatey teeth were giving him away.

They take their biscuits seriously in Milton Keynes and he was expelled! But he is still at large and we are on his trail...

Meanwhile we are being allowing to continue and are coming 5th in World!!! I am thinking we could be doing better but what with all the stress over Otto, Gretchen is saying we were doing OK.

Otto we are watching you!

tunnock manoever

Mello Nello we are investigating claim you use banned Tunnock manoever in your towel flicking. This is using the wrist and swiping the towel in one go and all the biscuits too...

Tell us this is not so!

Spring Chicken!

Training is going well, we are expecting big things this summer competition.

We have been tracking the towel-flicking, chicken-licking, finger-picking genius that is Nello and it is seeming he is playing around with lots of people but not himself no more. Why you not play with yourself Mr Mello? We are thinking you are so good at it, we want to hear more of your hummings and strummings.

Happy Easter to you!

New month new chicken!

We are working hard to train for the towel flicking contest. So far no word from the mello fellow. Perhaps his althetic training is too hard for him.

Stop press: there are now 2 categories in towel flicking contest - coton towel and linen towel.

There are also peoples wanting to have the wet and the dry towel as different event but we say a towel flicker should be able to flick wet and dry to get placing in world standard.

Other people are saying that there should be men and women's as the men have stronger wrists. We say no. We are 8th in world and we think we can be better this year.

We are also sorry that Mr Mello is not playing his guitar so much, but he is beating his drum a lot - fine practice for wrists - you must come and flick with us!

Nello

We are missing the Nello man. We are sending out open invite to World Championship towel flicking contest, this time it is being held in Weston-Super-Mare this summer.

We are creating this poem for him.

Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
He is groovy chicken man who is very Mello
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
He is liking lots of cocks
Because Mello man he rocks!
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
We are groovey chicks, man, saying hello hello
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
He has strong wrists sure towel it is he flicks
Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello
He has big feet sure rythmn it is he beat
Nello, Nello, Nello; Nello, Nello, Nello
Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello, Nello.

February

After the sad loss of our favourite towel we are happy to report we are being given grant to buy new tea towels. We eagerly are shopping for right towel, hopefully with a cock on it or some thing for our next competition. We are needing to train really hard for this year's tea-towel flicking contest. After coming 8th last we are hoping to get in top 5. We are hoping Nello will make an appearance...

Happy New Year chickenello lovers

Phoenix chicken. New Year arises from ashes of Old.

New Year and Nello is having New start. We are pleased he is happy but we are sad that he no longer makes flower music. :(

We are hoping he is not retiring totally from the music making.

Perhaps he is too busy with other making.

Meanwhile our prize tea towel was lost in the laundry.