Scandals

Apologies for our non writing blog. Amazing things have been happening. Just as we celebrate our coming 8 in world in Annual tea-towel flicking contest, big things are happened. scandal as it is revealled winner Otto van Leibnitz is found to be a cheat - he is discovered with the starch powder in his hands. This is big no no in competition. It is giving unfair advantage. Worse to come as he then kidnaps Eva Garibaldi world No.3 and is demanding reinstatment to world No.1. But referee Ivan Richteavich, is saying no way. Meanwhile we are being recruited to investigate.
Also we note our hero Mello is being without a house and we are most disturbed. Perhaps he is being pumped somewhere and is looking starey eyed at the moon from some gutter outside a lonely guy pub. But then I am saying to Heidi no, he has his right hand man the Cakes who will feed him fine Battenburg so he will survive. So we are thinking and our sources say he is ok. Still we are planning he will come to the contest of next year because we are needing new people who do not use starch. Maybe he can bring his friends too. So there is much happened of which we can say no more but everything is ok now and Otto is behind bars, but this is ok because he likes that.
Meanwhile we are also on the search for the golden chicken cock. Have you seen it?